In honor of 3/14, pie-flavored gum.

14 Mar

I try to stay away from artificial sweeteners because, you know, they’re artificial. But I couldn’t resist trying Apple Pie gum by Extra Dessert Delights (what a fucking stupid name, by the way).

The first few chews had that weird aspartame taste, but after that I’ll be damned if the gum didn’t really taste like apple pie.

It was odd.

There were hints of green apples, cinnamon, nutmeg, and even a bit of butter. If it didn’t have a gummy texture, I’d swear it was one of those little pocket pies you get at the gas station.

There’s no telling what satanic chemicals were used to create the near-authentic flavors of a true apple pie. But whatever they are, the results are impressive.

Happy Pi(e) Day, everyone. Go get yourself some gum.

 

 

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

 

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