Chocolate Jelly Bellies taste like Tootsie Rolls. I hate Tootsie Rolls.

12 Mar

I love Jelly Bellies. They’re the best jelly beans I’ve ever tasted.

I hate Tootsie Rolls. They’re supposed to be chocolate caramel, but they neither taste like chocolate nor caramel.

Chocolate flavored Jelly Bellies taste like Tootsie Rolls.

Therefore, I hate chocolate flavored Jelly Bellies.

If a = b and b = c, a = c.

There. You got a fucking math lesson today, meaning this blog wasn’t a gigantic waste of your time.

 

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One Response to “Chocolate Jelly Bellies taste like Tootsie Rolls. I hate Tootsie Rolls.”

  1. eat-shift March 13, 2012 at 11:13 AM #

    What. The. Fuck. Is. Math?

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