22 Nov

Well, the boys over at Epic Meal Time have expanded upon their already insane Turbaconepic.

This year to celebrate giving thanks to the Pilgrims, they’ve evolved their Frankensteined combo of cornish game hens, chickens, pigs, and quail to create an ass-to-mouth sensation that only Epic Meal Time could dream up.

The Turbaconepicentipede.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the whole “Human Centipede” concept, I am extremely jealous of you. For those who know about it and can actually joke about it without vomiting (I, as crass and gross as I am, cannot), you can already imagine what a Turbaconepicentipede is.

It clocks in at 80,252 calories and 6,892 grams of fat. Not that anyone could eat the entire thing by himself anyway. But if you’re eating a 2,000 calories a day diet, it could sustain you for over 40 days.

Fuck, I’m going to puke all over my keyboard just thinking about this. Those pigs must be horribly ashamed. At least they’re dead.


3 Responses to “Turbaconepicentipede”

  1. tara November 22, 2011 at 1:22 PM #

    pretty cool

  2. DirtyCanadian November 23, 2011 at 12:09 AM #

    Holy fucking shit. This is too much for even the Dirty Canadian. I might have nightmares.

  3. DirtyCanadian November 23, 2011 at 12:11 AM #

    But not because of the amount of meat. More because of the satanic and extremely psychotic way they were attacking it.

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