McDonald’s has a secret menu. Super secret.

14 Nov

I can’t believe I haven’t written about this yet.

A few years ago, I about threw up I was laughing so hard when I heard about the McGangbang at McDonald’s.

It’s a McChicken sandwich inside of a Double Cheeseburger. From top to bottom:

  1. Bread
  2. Sauce/Cheese
  3. Meat
  4. Bread
  5. Sauce
  6. Lettuce
  7. Chicken
  8. Bread
  9. Sauce
  10. Cheese
  11. Meat
  12. Bread

Shoving one sandwich inside of another sandwich and then shoving that into your hole. Count me in, even though I don’t even eat meat. In fact, I just want to watch someone else eat it. Talk about kinky.

There are many accounts of people actually ordering this meaty monstrosity by name … and then the McDonald’s employees actually giving them both sandwiches! (Of course, they must remain diplomatic and don’t recognize that McDonald’s food has been referenced in a crazy sex act.)

Would you try a McGangbang? And if so, will you video your experience and send it to me?

In 'N' Out may have cool secrets, but they'll never have the McGangbang.

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3 Responses to “McDonald’s has a secret menu. Super secret.”

  1. DirtyCanadian November 14, 2011 at 4:09 PM #

    I nominate the King of Awesome to attempt this feat. Please, oh pretty please, make him do it. It would make the Dirty Canadian happier than a pig in rolling in bacon.

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