I will throw McDonalds-hot coffee all over you.

25 Oct

My little sister, Jackmama DiCaprio, loves her Keurig coffee machine thing. And she blogs about it constantly on her Tumblr.


And the other day, some hoity-toity bitchface insulted her.


Hey, Coffee Cunt, don’t use the anonymity of the Internet to insult my kid sister. I’ll fuck you up. When you least expect it, you’re getting a steaming cup of cappuccino in your fucking eye.

That is all.

And, yes, for the record, I was watching the “Walking Dead” webisodes and looking to rent some Nikon lenses. Both websites are welcome for the free props.


2 Responses to “I will throw McDonalds-hot coffee all over you.”

  1. Ashley A November 8, 2011 at 11:21 AM #

    “Poncing” (verb) – 1. Making a nonsensical, extremely negative comment on something that’s not controversial. 2. Being the sole objector to a policy, event or the existence of a being/inanimate object. 3. Acting like a dick.

    • Queen of Awesome November 8, 2011 at 11:34 AM #


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