I will throw McDonalds-hot coffee all over you.

25 Oct

My little sister, Jackmama DiCaprio, loves her Keurig coffee machine thing. And she blogs about it constantly on her Tumblr.

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And the other day, some hoity-toity bitchface insulted her.

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Hey, Coffee Cunt, don’t use the anonymity of the Internet to insult my kid sister. I’ll fuck you up. When you least expect it, you’re getting a steaming cup of cappuccino in your fucking eye.

That is all.

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And, yes, for the record, I was watching the “Walking Dead” webisodes and looking to rent some Nikon lenses. Both websites are welcome for the free props.

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2 Responses to “I will throw McDonalds-hot coffee all over you.”

  1. Ashley A November 8, 2011 at 11:21 AM #

    “Poncing” (verb) – 1. Making a nonsensical, extremely negative comment on something that’s not controversial. 2. Being the sole objector to a policy, event or the existence of a being/inanimate object. 3. Acting like a dick.

    • Queen of Awesome November 8, 2011 at 11:34 AM #

      Like!

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