The perfect banana isn’t a banana at all!

29 Jun

I’ve always thought that bananas came in the perfect package. Easy to peel. Biodegradable. Comical. (Nobody ever slips on a watermelon rind.) Leave it to Japan to take that perfect package and turn it into…another perfect package.

This banana will always be perfectly ripe.

I love everything about this. Especially the color – yellow with a hint of green at the tip. Just the way the DirtyCanadian likes it. I can even forgive that tiny smidge of brown on the side because I believe they did to add authenticity. I wonder why the designer did not choose to go with a putrid brown peel? Hmmmm…BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE THROWN UP IN THE GROCERY STORES. And that would make other people throw up. Probably resulting in a lawsuit and an outbreak of ecoli. Definitely not resulting in increased sales.

This carton makes me want a banana. Now. I do not however, want anything to do with the banana juice that is said to be inside this container.


3 Responses to “The perfect banana isn’t a banana at all!”

  1. Queen of Awesome June 29, 2011 at 9:50 PM #

    As weird as banana juice might be, it would make for an interesting cocktail.

    Mmm. Banana Chocolatini.

    • DirtyCanadian June 29, 2011 at 11:14 PM #

      Excellent point. Let’s make some in Vegas. Or before that if Japan will ship us some (yummy?) banana juice.

      • Queen of Awesome June 30, 2011 at 9:28 AM #

        How do you “like” comments on this thing?

        VEGAS! We’re going to eat our way through Vegas. Screw gambling.

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