A latte good that button did me.

17 May

I decided to try one of the fancy drinks in the Wolfgang Puck machine. I wanted a latte. So I pushed the button for latte.

What I got was lukewarm, watery milk. That dick of a coffee maker, which everyone else just loooooooves, didn’t even bother to heat up the half-assed drink it gave me.

Fuck you, machine. This means war.


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