Don’t give your spare change to this banana.

26 Apr

That banana will just go drink your dollar anyway.

Whatever you do, do not give your spare change to this banana.

Because this banana isn’t homeless. He’s a faker.

Just look at the bright yellowness of his peel. This banana isn’t even starting to get brown spots. He’s actually  making more money on this street corner than you are at your cushy job.

So when this banana approaches you with a mildly aggressive “excuse me,” just keep on walking.

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