The Real Danger of Energy Drinks

15 Feb

There’s been a lot of press lately about the dangers of energy drinks.

Heart attacks. Strokes. High blood pressure. Bleeding of the eyes.

But none of those compare to the real threat that these stimulants pose … Lady Gaga.

Consume too many energy drinks, and Lady Gaga will get you. Or worse, you will start to act and dress like Lady Gaga.

Think about it. Energy drinks are basically just legalized coke. And look at the cracked-out things people do on coke (need I remind you of Lindsey Lohan or Charlie Sheen?).

So if you want to prance around on clam shell shoes or look like a creature from a Guillermo del Toro flick, go ahead and down those Red Bulls, Full Throttles, Monsters, NOSes, Bawls …

Me? I’ll stick to getting energy from food. That’s what it’s fucking for.

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