Pita chips are delicious. And loud.

3 Feb

There’s something delightful about noisy, crunchy food.

Unless you’re on a film set. And you have terrible timing when it comes to eating.

I swear, as soon as I bite into a pita chip, the director says, “Action.”

And I have to hold a tempting chip in my mouth, trying me damnedest not to bite down.

Because one crunch, and I wreck the shot. And then everyone hates me.

It’s almost like holding a sneeze. Only it’s holding a chip. In my mouth.

It’s torture. Try it. You won’t last a minute.

Take five. Action.


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