If you don’t like the “C” word (and I don’t mean “carbs”), stop reading now.

17 Jan

This bread machine is a cunt.

The cunty bread maker.

It’s a twatty cunty cunt of cuntiness. It’s cuntiness is offensive.

This piece of cunty shit only births satanic loaves of bread.

Satanic bread with horns. It came from that cunt of a bread maker.

Loaves of bread so vile and foul, no human can eat them without instantly being transported to hell.

That cunty bread maker can’t make a decent loaf of bread to spare its cunty life.

That bread maker is a cunt. And I’m about to run a goddamn train on it.

Fuck that bread maker. It’s a cunt.

 

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2 Responses to “If you don’t like the “C” word (and I don’t mean “carbs”), stop reading now.”

  1. Ashley February 12, 2011 at 11:36 AM #

    hilarious…
    sorry about your bread.

    • Queen of Awesome February 12, 2011 at 4:06 PM #

      As I type this, I am working on a non-machine loaf of bread.

      So far so good.

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