Cheeri-oh, my stomach!

16 Dec

Cheerios are great. They’re tasty, safe for babies, and they float (so eating them is like a game because no matter how many times you whack them with a spoon, they return).

They are the quintessential breakfast cereal.

They also don’t fill you up for long.

I ate breakfast an hour and a half ago. And I’m starving now. And I ate at least two servings of America’s favorite Os.

Perhaps that’s the problem—they’re Os. They’re not solid. There are holes in the Cheerios.

When eating them, you’re only getting half of what you think you’re getting.

Quite a clever way to get people to eat more cereal.

I’m on to you, Cheerios.

The holiest breakfast around.


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