This is NOT okay.

12 Oct

I found this banana on a coworker’s desk this morning.

I almost threw up in her trashcan. In fact, I probably should have because I would rather eat my own vomit than this banana.

She said it was ripe. I say it’s rotten. Look at it. It’s more brown than yellow. I wouldn’t even make banana bread with this putrid mess.

It’s so rotten that even the banana itself is pleading to be put out of its misery. I can hear death rattle in its throat as it gasps for air through its oddly shaped mouth. The fact that it even has a mouth is further proof of its rottenness.

I imagine that on the inside, this banana is 100% liquid. And infested with fruit flies. But I’m not sticking around long enough to find out. Shudder.

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2 Responses to “This is NOT okay.”

  1. Brittany October 12, 2010 at 6:30 PM #

    I would NEVER eat that, but I might use it for banana bread. (Hard to tell just from the photo.) Kinda weird, it has a face on the right end of it.

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