Where are all of the friggin’ snacks today?

29 Sep

I want a chocolate chip cookie so bad, I’m considering putting a photo of one on my iPhone.

And then eating my iPhone.

Because the iPhone can do anything, right? Even taste like a chocolate chip cookie?

There must be a way to get some cookies. Or at least find a suitable substitute that isn’t made of bendable glass.

Perhaps this hand cream. It claims to be all natural.

Or one of my pencils. Pencils are made of wood. Which comes from trees. Which grow cocoa beans.

Fuck I want a cookie.

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