Adam Richman, we salute you.

28 Sep

There are several times when this woman has gone against plates of food and triumphed. And there are also countless times when food has exploited my weaknesses (damn you, quinoa). And there are innumerable times when I fail to take the challenge at all, forfeiting glory and opting for something safe instead.

Adam Richman of the Travel Channel’s Man v. Food has yet to meet a meal he hasn’t pwned. And for that, Adam, we solute you.

Adam travels around the country taking on the most insane food challenges you’ve never heard of. He’s attacked gravity-defying stacks of pancakes. He’s shoveled pounds of ice cream into his stomach. He’s eaten food so hot, he had to sign legal waivers.

All for our sick entertainment. And all in an incredibly short amount of time.

He’s usually in pain during all of his challenges. After all, who can eat a five-pound steak  and not get violent meat sweats—in under an hour, no less? And then finish off the baked potato and dinner rolls? Not to mention the pain he probably feels later as the massive clump of food tries to exit his body (especially after the spicy challenges).

Because of his achievements, Adam’s face now graces the many walls of fame (or shame) at mom-and-pop diners around these United States. And he graces the heart and soul of Yummy Awesome. Because any lover of food is loved by us.

Adam, Yummy Awesome would gladly make you dinner anytime. Because we know you’d eat the whole thing.

Eat it like you stole it, Adam.

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3 Responses to “Adam Richman, we salute you.”

  1. DirtyCanadian September 28, 2010 at 11:50 PM #

    I want to help him eat that stack of pancakes so badly.

  2. Sandy J Gutierrez June 8, 2011 at 7:33 PM #

    I love watching his show, I believe I have seen all of his episodes. I would love to meet him and travel with him. He is awesome.

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