Red delicious apples are delicious—if you think butts are delicious.

13 Sep

I eat an apple nearly every day.

I love them (and if you follow old adages, they love me).

But today’s lunch ended with a red delicious in lieu of my usual Pink Lady or Granny Smith. I should have known that something with “delicious” in the title had to be lying. After all, the cool kids at school never have to verbalize their coolness.

The first bite wasn’t good. Neither were the third and fourth chomps. Finally, I couldn’t do it anymore. Not even for the sake of habit. I tossed the remaining bits of apple into the nearest trash can.

What a disappointment. That big apple was nothing more than a big letdown.

I guess I’ll have to settle for bananas and clementines for the rest of the week, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Ever seen an apple that could take a bite outta you?

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One Response to “Red delicious apples are delicious—if you think butts are delicious.”

  1. Chris September 27, 2010 at 9:56 PM #

    I hate Red (not)Delicious apples too. Honey crisps are great and are on sale at Kroger right now.

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