I’m going to run a train on this pineapple.

23 Aug

Watch your spiny back, pineapple. Because I’m about to do things to you that no fruit should ever experience.

I’m going to get you from both ends and devour every last juicy bit of you.

I am going to run a train on you, pineapple. With my teeth.

And then, I’m going after your friends.

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