Please don’t butter my vegetables.

12 Aug

I like my corn naked. My broccoli is perfectly fine without a yellowish film. And my carrots don’t need any gratuitous additions.

So please, I beg of you, don’t butter my vegetables. I want them to be pure and natural and untainted.

And while you’re at it, leave my pancakes and waffles alone, too. If I feel the need to dress them, I prefer to dip as opposed to drench.

That is all.

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  1. Crumpets and Tea « - August 17, 2010

    […] This morning, I toasted the crap out of it. It was less spongy, which is good. But still kind of creepy. I decided to butter it to death (despite my normal feelings about butter). […]

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